"Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!"

lmfao this is going to be SO EMBARRASSING, but who gives a damn. i have a ridiculous number of unfinished things on my computer... i write when i can't sleep, and hardly ever finish anything.
also, half of my stories are written from the perspective of teenage boys. UHHHHH...

1. My new least favorite word is ‘fetish’.

2. Deep down inside, I think I’ve always hated Mocochang.

3. “The issue with you, my darling, is that you simply don’t know how to live your life.”

4. “Joshua,” she called. I didn’t look up from my homework until she was right in front of my desk. She looked annoyed.

5. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.

6. “Ah… shit-“ The pain from even a small whistle was too much to handle.

7. It wasn’t as if he was an especially bad kid; in fact, he always thought he was a good kid until he entered middle school.

8. A mass of frills. A dark velvet cake with white icing. Garters and long white socks. Little black shoes and the occasional feather duster. A pushup bra to emphasize a tiny bust.

i can't explain the context for any of these because i seriously can't remember what was going through my head when i started them... i don't even remember writing half of these LOL

also the last one was TOO HILARIOUS TO RESTRICT TO ONE SENTENCE. ASFKLASJFAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

p.s. i'm moving to to my dorm in a few days, so i don't know how much i'll be around in the next week or so

i am going to some kind of freshman orientation this week!
as in, i am leaving tomorrow morning at 5AM. FFFFFFFFFFF

PICKING COURSES AND STUFF!!! OH YEAH.
i will probably spend the entire time listening to Blink 182 and failing at socializing.
_{GEE BLACKII WHAT ELSE IS NEW}

i'm not going to be back until Monday... and then a few days later I'll be in Japan for ten days. oh man i totally just realized there's going to be no Ballroom Blitz for like two weeks. WHOOPS.
maybe i'll draw some pages in Pittsburgh (don't bet on it).

ANYWAY.

...

yeah. this journal doesn't really have a point, i'm just putting off packing.

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$10 commissions

hey guys, i just spent the entire day trying to get viruses and spyware off my computer

SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAM.
_{which happens to be why there is no Ballroom Blitz this week, again. because i wait until the last minute, and I suck. HRRRRRRGH}

BUT THE REAL POINT OF THIS ENTRY IS...

i'm curious about how people pick the colors for their pictures. i think 60% of the time i spend coloring a picture is spent trying to pick decent colors. i usually just end up throwing colors around until they look good, gahaha. yes, i am the prince of efficiency.
another thing is, i spend A LOT of time cruising image boards and saving pictures that have compositions/colors/etc that i like... and sometimes when i color, i bring up maybe four of them and use them for color pallets. is that... cheating? or what? i just never thought about it until now, i guess.

SO, how do you guys go about finding your colors?

in which I realized that Tobias is the weirdest dweeb ever. OH NANCY, YOU'RE SO SILLY.

Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Hallo, I’m Tobias Hogarth Keene. My friends just call me Tobias… or Nancy.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
19

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
Cheese steak, pizza, quesodillas, Doritos, ramen, Cheez-Its…
IDK I’LL EAT ANYTHING, OKAY.

4. And your favorite drink?
Coke Coke Coke Coke

5. Your crush/lover?
Oh man, I am pretty much up to my neck in ladies, most of the time. Usually.
But hey, I don’t have time for that kind of thing, because, well, a man has to live his life, right? Settling down, having kids – what’s with that? Take your time, take it easy~
So, no crushes right now… maybe. Sort of.
…
YES I COULD HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IF I WANTED TO. I JUST DON’T WANT TO, THAT’S ALL.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
YES I HAVE KISSED ALL OF THEM AND I USED MY TONGUE AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY PRACTICALLY BEGGED ME TO.
SHUT UP.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite colour?
Uh, green, blue, orange, red…
MAN COLORS.
… yellow is nice, too.

8. Who's your favorite author?
Carolyn Keene and Tobias Wolff 8D Ralph Ellison is pretty bad ass.
Uh, anyone not Tolkien?

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Dying alone and unloved ;_;
Or just, you know, dying.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
YES BEING AFRAID OF DEATH IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHA get the fuck out you existentialist bastard.
… I have an older sister.

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
Almost what? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
The Doctor is pretty cool, and Kwai Chang Caine is pretty ballin’.
I am also a pretty big fan of Genghis Khan.

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
I… what?

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Shut up.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
My what now?

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
A prince.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
I have horrifying reoccurring nightmares where I get raped u_u

17. What's your lifelong dream?
To win at life.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
ALREADY THERE, BABY.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
In my bed, on the floor, in the park. But not in the dark... NOT ON A TRAIN… NOT IN A CAR NOT IN A TREE, I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM YOU SEE. NOT IN A HOUSE, NOT IN A BOX, NOT WITH A MOUSE, NOT WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE, I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
…
What was the question?

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Eating, punching people, playing my gameboy, reading…
… playing Neverwinter Nights… a lot…


i don't love any of you enough to tag you. HAHAHA JUST KIDDING I am just lazy.
UHHHHH
I COMMAND YOU.
and everyone else. AHAHAHAHAAHA

I AM SICK.

it isn't along the lines of the normal, gross, wet... sickness (asfasgsaf that is so gross WAY TO GO, BLACKII).
there's something wrong with my throat, so its painful to swallow... in any way. that includes the self conscious swallowing you do all the time. which i don't do as much now because IT HURTS. HRGH.

i've been trying to eat easy things like soup, but i keep, uh... messing up on that. for example, right now i am eating a bagel. WHY AM I EATING A BAGEL AHHHHHHH YOU IDIOT WHY WOULD YOU EAT A BAGEL IN YOUR CONDITION ASLFSHFAL!!!!!!

right so uh. does anyone have any suggestions for throat things? i have tried tea + honey + salt, and i've gargled salt water multiple times. is there some kind of secret remedy that i don't know about?
....... still waiting for someone to drive me to the doctor e____e